I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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