I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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