some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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