I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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