my mouth tastes like poor choices
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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