Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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