I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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