i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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