I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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