It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Randomize
