I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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