Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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