I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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