I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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