I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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