Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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