Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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