This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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