I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
should my penis look like a turkey
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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