i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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