We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
A+ Viking dick
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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