Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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