Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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