that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
