Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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