I just saw a hot homeless man
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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