Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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