She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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