Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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