I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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