Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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