he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The air taste purple.
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