we have officially lost it.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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