How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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