yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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