Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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