im drinking this country out of the recession.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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