david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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