And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
