New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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