im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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