dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
