I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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