found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The beer is more important than you right now.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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