I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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