Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
