So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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