Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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