Its about making memories worth repressing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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