school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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