Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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