So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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