Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Randomize
