so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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