So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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