Im at strip club and am horny
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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