we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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